☐ in a committed relationship
✓ emotionally distraught over The Walking Dead's midseason finale
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
cuddle boners lead to the doing of dirty things together which then lead to more cuddles (and maybe a food break after)
that is a win-win situation
Problem is us guys are afraid of bring called horny perverts or something because the only time a boner seems to be acceptable no matter if it was intended is during sex. That’s what I’m afraid of. Being called something I’m not. But seeing this kinda makes me smile.
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
FIRST, I PARK MY CAR.
This reminds me of those infomercials where someone does something radically wrong.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
SEAHAWKS FUCKING DOMINATED ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AGAINST A GREAT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS TEAM 34-7 FUCKING HAPPY
if u use tumblr it’s likely that u have the social skills and the sense of humour of an egg
Eggs are pretty funny though. They sure crack me up.
On the bright side, Hershel is in a better place, right? He’s with his wife, Shawn, Otis, Patricia, and Jimmy. He’s with all those barn walkers he fought so hard for in Season 2.
And I would like to believe he has regained his leg in the afterlife.